The biggest facepalm moments you have ever experienced?

 1 - I was appointed in a rural Police station far away from home. There we had a cold drink chiller which we seized from somebody. Usually we used to keep plastic bottles in it. But one day I walked in to notice this…

There is a “water cooler” inside the chiller.

With its lid on.

I thought to say something to somebody. But I refrained myself to just taking off the lid and get over it.

2 - I was appointed in another Police station. A senior most detective called me in his room and asked me to clean the rust out of his handgun. Which was a Russian Tokarev .30 cal. Love this weapon.

As I released the magazine out. I noticed something odd.

2nd round in this magazine appeared to be - I don’t know… “different”.

As I take out the first round. A .32 long colt pops up.(revolver ammo)

I honestly have no idea why would a person put this one in the first place. I talked to that detective and he still didn’t give a shit about this.

3- I was at a social gathering, sitting right in front of this gentleman for quite a while and listening his views on everything that needs to be fixed with society. I was bored to the point of ignoring him intentionally.

But then I looked at him and It felt like….

Both arms of his eyeglasses were “not there”. Gone. Right off the hinges.

Err-rm - Excuse me. I think your eyeglasses might need a fixing as well.

What? Oh yea right. These are broken for years now. I am used to it now. See? My glasses never fell off my face.

Cool. So you were saying something about much needed fixes for Society… Carry on.

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